Sunday, June 05, 2005

 

Battle report log 0002

-Battle report-
Braell online* time 19:00 hours

Just checking the mailbox for AH goodies. With not too much hope Braell was stunned too see 2 shining axes of pain. Braell thinking *not pain but pleasure, hehe.
Braell equiped his new toys and just had to try them out. After slaughtering de plains of the Barrens Braell came a little eeny weeny to confident. Darkness, everywhere. A laughing spirit went to seek the light again.
Ring* doorbell, pizza delivery. After a quick bite Braell entered the light again.

Wundagore online* time 20:00 hours
Braell 'Hey fluffy hopping bear, what you doing.'
Wundagore 'trying to kill those $@%!ing Quilboars, pretty hard if you are 2 levels below.'
Braell 'Hey did you check your mailbox?'
Somehow Wundagore could resist the free presents from his friends the day before.
Wundagore 'uuuh AI, hehe....oeps, ok I check them as we speak....'
SHAME...
Wundagore '.....WHOOOOOT damn I look cool, if I had a mirror I wouldn't stop looking at my self even if a sexy, uuhm tauren lady?!? haha, came along.'
That evening Braell never saw the fluffy bear, it was just that too broad Tauren.

After the massacre of the quilboar Wundie became lvl 17, Gratz man. After, uuhm, x times nagging about to log out with your hearthstone in a inn Wundagore left Braell. Braell stil very pleased with his axes of pain wanted to check the AH before quiting.

Maelcum online* time 22:00 hours
Braell thinking *damn this will be a long night.
After a warm welcome dance the too friends embraced their weapons for a duel. Maelcum never know what hit him.
Maelcum 'What the....This isn't pos, what que....'
Braell 'hehe, meet my friends of extreme pain, WHOEAHAHAHA'
Maelcum impressed as he was told Braell about a Troll specific quests. Ofcourse Braell offered to help. The two friends went on their way to, what can I say, a very creepy undead reaking tower.
Maulcum 'Wait here, I need to picpocket that headman.'
Wonder troll Maelcum is, he didn't succeed the first time ;-) The second time no biggie. The two friends were joined by 2 others, to finish...uhm to make it possible to finish this quest. After some heavy battling and watching goblins explode in a very yukkie way, the group arrived at the top where the boss of the tower was waiting. The boss was eating dust in no time. Yeah quest finished...NOT.
Maelcum somehow forgot to open a too large in the eye popping box. While the other rogue forgot to pickpocket the headman. Nice work trolls. After jumping down, Braell couldn't stop his rage and killed the headman, oeps. That was the headman that needed to be pickpocketed. Hehe...
Some monsters just don't like to respawn and this headman was one of them. So after a flirt, a dance, analyzing the stars and marveling the bruces of the tree in the shape of Braell's head the headman respawned.
Soo up the tower again.....to face horrible death. Still the spirit was within, the laughing spirits didn't give up and faced the boss again. Finally this part of the quest was done.

Ok one visit at the AH then Braell will go to sleep.
Maelcum 'That instance we never finished looks tempting'
Braell 'Uuhm but but, ah ok'
*time 23:15 hours
Entering the instance the friends knew that this wouldn't be easy. So the friends discussed some strategie and a marvelous teamwork erupted. It seems the strategy was working quiet well, a trail of destruction is what they left behind.
And there he was the Beast! A beast with a sword the size of...of Wundagore. That was one mean looking sword. The friends approuch carefully, knowing there would be a wandering orc.
Too impatient and hungry for blood the friends attacked the Beast. And offcourse the wandering orc happaned to join the fight. Eating dust again, the two spirits ran to their boddies. On entering the instance the Beast was waiting for them, alas it was just an illusion, a burn on their image.
Getting deeper into the instance their boddies were regained. This time the Two approached more carefully, slaying that nuisance of an orc first. And their he stood, the Beast, the two charged again for the horde with a rage never seen before. The Beast didn't surrender and gave quite a challenge. Braell was thrown into the air, while Maelcum sneaked up from behind.
Nevertheless the Beast didn't have a change. It crushed headfirst on the ground while the two, heaving heavy, started to cheer and dance on his body.
It was over, time to collect the great reward of 8 silver.....

Braell 'It is realy bedtime I must go'
Maelcum 'Just one duel'
Somehow this wasn't meant to be, the two were not allowed, say WHAT. Ah well, till next time.
Braell out. *time 00:30 hours

Comments:
Lucky for Braell, since Maelcum would have UTTERLY -WASTED- his TIN CANNED ASS.

HA!

Now stop pointing those axes at me
 
Hehe sure sure, easy talking there buddy. How fast can you forget that beating, it went probably too fast to remember ;-)
 
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