Monday, September 19, 2005

 

Storyteller Wundie

So you come to seek this wise druids aid? Well let me tell you a story about an orc who wears a axe that's bigger than my mom and about a troll that can't control his anger...

Trolls & Orcs can't help themselfes, they are from a very bloodthirsty breed. So don't anger them, when you meet a troll named Maelcum and a Orc named Braell, just say Wundie says hi, you'll be sure to get slapped on the back and be invited for a drink. Do not decline this most generous offer, for they'll be sure to take offense and maybe cut off your head, but all and all they're very enjoyable company.

# posted by Wundagore @ 10:36 PM
Comments:
Oi! Who the blazing HELL are you calling bloodthirsty, you furry herbalball?! Do you really want me to explain myself in a more physical way?! We trolls are as bloody CIVILISED, NOBLE and HONORABLE as the next sadistic species, ya'hear? And if ya fricking don't, we'll rip out ur bleeding eyeballs and apply sweet suction to your nimrod BRAIN, capiché?!

ONE MORE WORD OUT OF YOU, YOU BULLASSED WEEDBLOWER, AND I'LL.....?.....look, beer! Wuhu!
# posted by Blogger Maelcum : 8:03 AM
 
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